Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Episode 3 was SOOOOOOO RACIST!

Cuz like
  • They're savages right? How racist! They're clearly showing that all NOBLE NATIVE AMERICANS are savages.
    • And all the Savages are played by WHITE ACTORS! HOW DARE THEY!
    • They gave the Savage Whites MAGIC POWERS! MAGICAL SAVAGES I'm just foaming at the mouth of how racist this is!
    • OMG REDFACE!
  • STILL the only person of color is the comedy sidekick deputy! RACISTS!
  • And they stole land from the great Oneida-American Grahm Greene because he's not a white guy!
  • I still resent the fact that they made the native american girl with the RICH WHITE alien boy
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      Also like, why are there no gay characters? Did the straight white writers BURY THEM under the arch?

Please note that many of these facts are wrong because I'm mocking a certain type of person.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Defiance Pilot was SOOOO Racist!

  • The Lawkeeper is white.
    • His JOKESTER Deputy is black and the white male lead gets promoted over him in a matter of hours!
    • You just know it's because the racist writers don't want a black man holding ANY sort of power in the white justice system!
  • I suspect all the aliens are played by minorities because there is no way white people would watch a show with visibly black people in it!  
  •  Hurray noble Native American's!
    • They're even treated as humans and not savages!
    •  But they own slaves and the mines!  
    • The only way they'd cast a Native American actor is to make him the evil corporate executive that is ruining the land with his global warming machine
    • AND HIS SON IS RACIST WHAT IS THIS RACIST CRAP! ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST(True fact)
    • The daughter is marrying outside her race? This is cool, AND she's not marrying an evil racist sexist white american! 
    • Though Castithans are very pretty and very white... And his dad is evil as is his mom...
  • Why are all the aliens evil? Don't they know the only evil is white humans? Gawduh!

Defiance is Sexist

  • Yay! A strong woman mayor
    • Why's she have to be out of her depth!
    • Why can't she know she is being duped? 
  • As a feminist I take offense that the owner of a whorehouse is a woman!
    • And that she is a whore too is too much, why does SYFY hate women? 
  •  Why does Irisa play second fiddle to her dad?
    • He's old and white and male! 
    • She's a badass action girl.
  • How blatantly sexist was it when Nolan called the Mayor "sweetheart"?!?! 
    • The correct way to address her is to call her Madam Mayor! 
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